May 2013
if i was a doctor
hot guy: i sprained my wrist
me: okay take off your underwear
Me: it's snowing
Me: it's snowing
Me: hey guys guess what it's snowing
Me: snow snow snow snow
Fellow skiers: I know dude I'm so psyched! snowwwww!!
Everyone else: SHUT THE FUCK UP WE GET IT, IT'S SNOWING
mew-squared:
In 2009, a man married a video game character
In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel Tower
In 2008, a man married a life-sized doll
Also in 2009, a woman married a roller coaster
And in 2005, a woman married a dolphin
please explain to me why people still say that gays shouldnt be able to be married to preserve the sanctity of marraige
amporasses:
oh my god hes called stitch because hes what pulls their family together
